Goobers Michael Jackson Jokes!!! Do you like them?

Michael Jackson is on a ship with 100 cubscouts. The ship hits a iceburg,
The captain says "Abandon Ship Were Sinking!" Michael Jackson replies " But what about the children?" The captain said "SCREW THE CHILDREN!!"
Michael jackson looks around Excited and said "Do we have time?"
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Whats the Simularity between a Xbox and Michael Jackson?

There both made out of plastic and little boys turn them on
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Whats the simularity between Big mac and Michael Jackson

There both 44 yr old meat between 2 10 yr old buns!!